Ten Reasons To Have A Dog

1. I wanted to see if my spouse really meant those vows.
2. If you can train and show one dog; why not ten?
3. Our kids were not enough of a challenge.
4. The neighbors don't complain enough.
5. Our garden and back yard needed renovations; and I was not willing to hire a gardener.
6. I love the sound of puppies; dawn, morning, mid morning, noon, mid afternoon, dusk, evening, midnight, pre-dawn (I think you get the idea)
7. I felt the furniture looked too nice.
8. I wanted my vet to have a new Mercedes.
9. I don't think sleeping through the night is really good for you.
10. I love dog hair in and on everything!