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Showing posts with label St.Bernard Specialty Show. Show all posts
Showing posts with label St.Bernard Specialty Show. Show all posts
Friday, October 31, 2014
Monday, October 6, 2014
Just A Thought
You gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite? - Mr. Blonde "Reservoir Dogs"
Saturday, October 4, 2014
Just A Thought
Recipe; a series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don't own, to make a dish the dog won't eat. - Unknown
Saturday, August 16, 2014
Saintly Thoughts
Enjoy an afternoon movie with your Saint; you won't have a tug-of-war over the remote. - Brandykegs Saint Bernards
Friday, August 8, 2014
Dog Wisdom
'Tis sweet to hear the watch-dog's bark
Bay deep-mouth'd welcome as we draw near home;
'Tis sweet to know there is an eye will mark
Our coming, and look brighter when we come. - Lord Byron
Bay deep-mouth'd welcome as we draw near home;
'Tis sweet to know there is an eye will mark
Our coming, and look brighter when we come. - Lord Byron
Monday, July 7, 2014
Dog Trivia
Did you know that dogs have helped in advancing the technology involved with robotics? They have studied the adaptions of three-legged dogs in hopes to develop technology that would allow a disabled robotic device to maintain their functionality.
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Dog Breeding
There are four types of bases; A, C, G, and T
The unique combination of genes will determine appearance and behavior.
- Adenine
- Cytosine
- Guanine
- Thymine
Saturday, December 24, 2011
Bet You Can't Own Just One
BET YOU CAN’T OWN JUST ONE
Why own a Show dog? There's a danger you know.
You can't own just one, for the craving will grow.
There's no doubt they're addictive, wherein lies the danger
While living with lots, you'll grow poorer and stranger.
One dog is not trouble, and two are so funny,
the third one is easy, the fourth one's a honey.
The fifth is delightful, the sixth one's a breeze.
You find you can live with a houseful, with ease.
So how 'bout another? Would you really dare?
They're really quite easy, but Oh Lord, the hair!
With dogs on the sofa, and dogs on the bed,
And crates in the kitchen, it's no bother, you said.
They're really no trouble, their manners are great.
What's just one more dog and one more little crate?
The sofa is hairy, the windows are crusty.
The floor is all footprints, the furniture's dusty.
The housekeeping suffers, but what do you care?
Who minds a few nose prints and a little more hair?
So let's keep a puppy, you can always find room.
And a little more time for the dust cloth and broom.
There's hardly a limit to the dogs you can add.
The thought of a cutback, sure makes you feel sad
You can't own just one, for the craving will grow.
There's no doubt they're addictive, wherein lies the danger
While living with lots, you'll grow poorer and stranger.
One dog is not trouble, and two are so funny,
the third one is easy, the fourth one's a honey.
The fifth is delightful, the sixth one's a breeze.
You find you can live with a houseful, with ease.
So how 'bout another? Would you really dare?
They're really quite easy, but Oh Lord, the hair!
With dogs on the sofa, and dogs on the bed,
And crates in the kitchen, it's no bother, you said.
They're really no trouble, their manners are great.
What's just one more dog and one more little crate?
The sofa is hairy, the windows are crusty.
The floor is all footprints, the furniture's dusty.
The housekeeping suffers, but what do you care?
Who minds a few nose prints and a little more hair?
So let's keep a puppy, you can always find room.
And a little more time for the dust cloth and broom.
There's hardly a limit to the dogs you can add.
The thought of a cutback, sure makes you feel sad
.
Each one is so special, so useful, so funny.
The food bill grows larger, you owe the vet money.
Your folks never visit, few friends come to stay,
except other dog folks who live the same way.
Your lawn has now died and your shrubs are dead too,
Your weekends are busy, you're off with your crew.
There's dog food and vitamins, training and shots
and entries and travel, and motels cost lots.
Is it worth it, you wonder? Are you caught in a trap?
Then that favorite comes up and climbs in your lap.
Her look says you're special and you know that you will
keep all the critters in spite of the bill.
Some just for showing, and some just to breed,
and some just for loving, they all fill a need.
Winter is a hassle, but the dogs love it true,
And they must have their walks though you are numb and blue.
Late evening is awful, you scream and you shout
at the dogs on the sofa, who refuse to go out.
The dogs and the dog shows, the travel, the thrills
the work and the worry, the pleasure, the bills.
The whole thing seems worth it, the dogs are your life.
They're charming and funny and offset the strife.
Your lifestyle has changed, things just won't be the same.
Yes, those dogs are addictive and so's the dog game.
Author Unknown
Each one is so special, so useful, so funny.
The food bill grows larger, you owe the vet money.
Your folks never visit, few friends come to stay,
except other dog folks who live the same way.
Your lawn has now died and your shrubs are dead too,
Your weekends are busy, you're off with your crew.
There's dog food and vitamins, training and shots
and entries and travel, and motels cost lots.
Is it worth it, you wonder? Are you caught in a trap?
Then that favorite comes up and climbs in your lap.
Her look says you're special and you know that you will
keep all the critters in spite of the bill.
Some just for showing, and some just to breed,
and some just for loving, they all fill a need.
Winter is a hassle, but the dogs love it true,
And they must have their walks though you are numb and blue.
Late evening is awful, you scream and you shout
at the dogs on the sofa, who refuse to go out.
The dogs and the dog shows, the travel, the thrills
the work and the worry, the pleasure, the bills.
The whole thing seems worth it, the dogs are your life.
They're charming and funny and offset the strife.
Your lifestyle has changed, things just won't be the same.
Yes, those dogs are addictive and so's the dog game.
Author Unknown
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
First Day of Hanukkah
Hanukkah is an eight day Jewish holiday celebrating the re-dedication of the Holy Temple in Jerusalem.
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
On The Twelfth Day Of Christmas
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me twelve drummers drumming
Monday, December 19, 2011
On The Eleventh Day Of Christmas
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me eleven pipers piping
Sunday, December 18, 2011
On The Tenth Day Of Christmas
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ten lords a leaping
Saturday, December 17, 2011
On The Ninth Day Of Christmas
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me nine ladies dancing
Friday, December 16, 2011
On The Eighth Day Of Christmas
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me eight maids a milking
Thursday, December 15, 2011
On The Seventh Day Of Christmas
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me seven swans a swimming
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
On The Sixth Day Of Christmas
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me six geese a laying
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Monday, December 12, 2011
Sunday, December 11, 2011
Saturday, December 10, 2011
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