Just A Thought

You gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite? - Mr. Blonde "Reservoir Dogs"

Just A Thought

Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat. - Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London

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Recipe; a series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don't own, to make a dish the dog won't eat. - Unknown

 

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The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher 

Just A Silly Thought

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. - Dave Barry

 

Just A Silly Thought

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright